Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Robyn has been a friend of the Cave of Cool for years. Her own site is a great sarcastic take on both the search for love and the search for good chocolate. She mines comedy from the dating websites and the legitimate responses that make her overjoyed to be celibate. She is a great writer and overall, quite magnificent.
Recently she held a contest at her site for the best 25 word ode to this day of love and guess who won - ME ME ME. Being rewarded for my creativity is really all the reward I need. GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE. WHAT? I am starved for validation. Who could love me?
I'm happily overwhelmed by nearly 30 responses to Life by Chocolate's Anti-Valentine's Day Contest. You're the most creative, kindhearted, funny and punchy followers a blogger could have. I love you all! But I only picked two winners. These two made me laugh the loudest, due to their randomly silly, marginally edgy feel, with power-packed concluding lines. Just in case you're not already following them, I've provided links.
The AWARD winning entry. EXACTLY 25 words and just...well...GENIUS.
Roses are flowers found in bushes with barbed branches.
She didn't break my heart by pushing me into that bush.
Keeping the chocolate did.
Oh and did I mention her faux crappy clip art creations? These crack me up. There is a sick mind behind this art and I can work with a person like that.
Posted by Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness at 6:18 AM