Tuesday, September 18, 2012
1. First Calvin walks in the Walmart to stock up on Lysol wipes and cashew nuts.
2. As he walks to the store he is distracted and horrified by these freaky eyed mannequins.
3. Calmy he walks to the sport department and takes the time to choose a quality aluminum baseball bat.
4. Then he proceeds to smash the heads off as many of these abominations as he can before security drags him away.
5. Calvin becomes a media darling for doing what EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WOULD DO IF SO PROVOKED!
Posted by Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness at 7:13 PM